SlapWindows
Slap your Windows. It screams back. That's it. That's the app.
Get SlapWindows — $3How does it work?
Windows 10/11 · Microphone required · One-time payment
👀 See It In Action
SlapWindows - Slap your laptop. It screams back (Demo Video) - YouTube
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SlapWindows - Slap your laptop. It screams back (Demo Video) Amit Kushwaha
Your laptop has feelings now
Click the laptop to simulate a slap
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In real app — just slap your desk or laptop lid
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Mic detection
Detects slap via microphone
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System tray
No dock icon, lurks silently
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USB Sound Pack
Reacts on plug/unplug too
Sound Packs
Seven moods of protest
sound clips across 7 voice packs. Your office will have questions.
💋 Special
🥊 Combo Hit
👨 Male
💨 Fart
🎩 Gentleman
🌸 Yamete
🐐 Goat
Bonus feature
USB Sound Pack
Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.
USB Sound Pack
Your laptop reacts every time you connect or disconnect a device.
Pricing
One-time. No subscriptions.
Less than a coffee. More fun than your antivirus.
$3
one-time payment · lifetime license · no refunds
- ✓ All 7 voice packs
- ✓ USB Sound Pack mode
- ✓ Lifetime updates
- ✓ License key via email
- ✓ Windows 10 & 11 support
👋 Get SlapWindows for $3
All sales final · No refunds · Windows 10/11 + mic required
FAQ
Common questions
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